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Fact Demotivational Poster


HONESTY - is always the best policy


TAGS: facts of life talk
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:39 am
this joke has been done before.. even once by me.. I was trying out something new that I had never done before when making these.. took me awhile, but it worked. It's the old dog, new tricks rule thingy
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:35 am
nice... I guess you know the version from MAD #133963


FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




1 SPERM HAS 37.5MB OF DNA INFORMATION IN IT. - A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds... And you thought 3G was fast


TAGS: humor facts data
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 1:15 pm
So a condom is like anti-virus software? 5/5


33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -


TAGS: movie facts
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
35: No matter who many times the ye are stabbed/slashed/shot, it's merely a flesh wound. Ye'll be back on yer feet tomorrow.
Densaku - March 5, 2010, 2:04 pm
34: French terrorists truly exist...^^


SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.




CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


DAILY HOROSCOPE - LEO Satisfaction Guaranteed




AMAZING ANIMAL FACT - Scientists have recently discovered that a Walrus can smell a dead fish from a distance of 3 miles.




dragnet - 2014 -


TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


REALITY -




CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity cat satisfaction
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 29, 2012, 5:42 pm
yes.. although *SPOILER ALERT* we'll never know if he finally got satisfied with the result xD
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:31 pm
the end is really creepy
gas - January 29, 2012, 5:00 pm
that would make a little bit more sense (if I remember the end correctly xD). thx suzie
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:37 pm
It's not 'The Shining', it's 'Pet Sematary', another SK novel where an ancient indian cemetary brings dead animals and people back to life, but they are weird afterwards. I'm a big SK fan - though I'll deny it in court lol. g55d poster by the way
gas - November 29, 2011, 10:54 pm
The Shining??xD Why?
ippyann - November 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
reminds me of Stephen King's The Shining :D
gas - November 27, 2011, 12:57 am
thamks :)
mariand - November 25, 2011, 5:59 pm
amsome


This is SPARTA -


TAGS: is sparta spartan map fact
Rating: 2.71/5

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Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Is That why it's your favorite vacation spot Hector?
Hector - May 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
Sparta, where sex with women was only to make babies. Only men were equal and spartan men could only love an equal.


WISDOMS OF WORK - Trust Your Appointment Calendar!


TAGS: diary fact of life
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 5, 2010, 6:00 am
Bonnie, I've bad news for you...
redhdsrbst - May 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
5l for the new cubicle coverage :D
rerun - April 30, 2010, 8:21 pm

so very true


GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris


TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LD...FTW!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Yes he is....a TOOL OF DESTRUCTION!
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!


FACT - You Will Try It




TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -




USELESS FACT OF THE DAY -




MILITARY HUMOR -




100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of [email protected]
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


LITTLE KNOWN FACTS... - Even Hitlers cat was an as*hole... But a snappy dresser. Its TRUE!




THE FACTS.. -


TAGS: facts calm
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:44 am
That'll never work, he's still got shoes on.


PRIDE -




SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)




Date -




WE ALL GET THERE -




FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama facts
Rating: 3.09/5

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TheSarge - August 3, 2009, 11:44 am
Vermin need handouts too.


DID YOU KNOW - The groundbreaking CGI in 1972 that makes Bruce Lee appear to beat up Chuck Norris scaled for inflation is more costly then the GDP of France


TAGS: chuck bruce fact
Rating: 2.42/5

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metalgecko - April 16, 2011, 2:06 pm
Bull! Everybody knows Bruce Lee was the greater. Thats why he died..because there was nothing left for him after that battle was won.


Truly Amazing -




He Started It -




Mankind's Greatest Achievement -


TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L


SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




HAWAIIAN TROPIC PROTECTION FACTOR 1200 - You can stay in the sun a little bit longer




GAMING - They have told us that when they were our age they didn't have video games. But recently discovered artifacts suggest otherwise.


TAGS: gaming rocks artifacts playstation
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bizy

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:58 pm
it takes guts and a lot of faith in the human race to tag a poster with 'artifacts'. 5L for your 'bravado'. tag this ! lol
jig - January 27, 2012, 4:24 pm
Ancient gamer aliens ?!


SELF SATISFACTION -


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron


I ASKED MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: facts of life talk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

voodoo3535 - February 26, 2011, 10:12 am
$35!! Thats cheap!!
Airman - February 25, 2011, 5:18 pm
thanks guys.. lol
spacedog - February 25, 2011, 5:01 pm
5L Airman.
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2011, 12:19 pm
ROR! nice one air.


TRUTH -


TAGS: facts truth cloudy cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 15, 2011, 11:27 pm
All I want to know is...WHY is Cubbybear taking a camera into a public bathroom in the first place? :):)
Donkasaurus - January 15, 2011, 12:04 am
Whenever I have to take a dump in a public bathroom I start a poop tally on the door. There's a stall at my school that has 77 tallies...4 of them are mine haha!
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:22 pm
true sauce!


FASHION -


TAGS: little known facts assignment they way she wears her levis are just riveting
Rating: 4.46/5

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GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
FYI, I didn't find it. I made it, from scratch. mmmmm, homemade
booger13 - April 3, 2010, 8:57 pm
becha didnt know ... AWESOME FIND , Scorpie
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 9:25 pm
Sweeeet.


BEAM SABERS -


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER -




RONSART -


TAGS: satisfaction guaranteed
Rating: 4/5

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ronsart - December 25, 2009, 11:55 am
MR. BONE...you working too hard. thx for time and effort...guess my turn for payback...lol SIDE NOTE...HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SUPER XMAS and safe one. Now everyone have another beer!


HEY MEL... -




MY LADY - Now there's a gal that knows how to make a man a truly satisfying sammich!




FACTS - Wisdom isn't based on them




WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO SATISFY WITH THAT? - "Me"




VIOLET BEAUGARD - Must have missed the warning sign


TAGS: charlie and the chocolate factory
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Arnaldo

agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
Michael Carradine: bad role model.
Pacifist activist - September 25, 2009, 12:54 pm
When this happens just pretend you're patting her on the back for a job well done and hopefully dislodge whatever the he'll is stuck in there!
Pacifist - September 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
Leave the kid alone.


- Fact........or Fiction?


TAGS: sex fact or fiction
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Raven

murderblade - December 19, 2008, 11:29 pm
for you, obviously fiction.


FACTS - Poor liberals don't get it... Recessions have measurable requirements and before Bush slavery was legal


TAGS: bush obama facts liberals fags
Rating: 2.14/5
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
so instead he makes up little nicnames for them and for christsakes .... its NUCLEAR not NUCULAR you fucking waste of sperm. the only people dumber than him are the idiots that defend him. IM looking at you mark.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:22 pm
Who is the asshole that thinks this guy is smart because he has multiple degrees? This stupid sonfoabitch cant get through a speech with out stumbling all over his own sentences, its too stupid to remember the names of his foreing counterparts
datnigga - July 13, 2008, 4:11 am
slavery was legal before lincoln you shitcock!
The Canadian - June 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
What caused the Gas prices to increase: The Iraqi War. Which was just a way for the U.S. Government to have a reason to go into the middle east, steal a crapload of oil, and consume it like it won't kill us all. as well, because we're running out of it
Neal - May 15, 2008, 9:18 am
I am sure you are happy about that. Some people try SOOOOO HARD to be funny, and well, we all end up laughing AT you instead.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:27 pm
Hey, thank God we're all way past that trying to be funny thing. That was hard, eh? Making up jokes n' shit ....


Venus vs Mars -




High Fidelity -


TAGS: another satisfaction poster forty fives
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dang, Greeny, I think I get the gist…maybe. Or this is a tad beyond me. Anyhoot, my folks had a 45 player like that.


No Limit -


TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm
XD


Best Before Dates -




Irony -


TAGS: ironic fact soldiers live with
Rating: 4.1/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 3:25 am
IMHO, the poster is mediocre. The meaning is deep, please, if the thought is with you, take some moments of your life to thank these kids. They *NEED* some thanks.
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 5:27 pm
ing. BringING. Whoops.


THE TRUTH... - ...THERE IS NO DOOR




QUAINT FACTS DAY -




THERE'S MIDDLEWEIGHT - Lightweight, Heavyweight, Flyweight, Bantamweight, Cruiserweight, Welterweight and there's Duckweight




SATISFACTION - I Always Do Business With A Company That Guarantees Their Work




THE X FACTOR - Because you need more people to tell you that you suck




SELF PRAISE - not demotivational not funny (if you're not an insider) WHO CARES?! LET'S VOTE IT UP!


TAGS: sorry this fact demotivates me a little
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by forseti

R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 5:30 pm
I haven't changed my avatar in weeks!
forseti - June 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
Hey everybody! As I said, I love you all. It's nothing personal. And believe me or not, I really like the tribute posters! Also Jake can't change his avatar anymore..*fg* I only think, they should be shown in the forum but not in "public". Don't bother ;)
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:28 am
I would suspect a rise in "roast" posters and an decrease in "tribute" posters on the 29th.
Airman - June 14, 2010, 10:21 am
TTH, easy on the creepy whiny old guy, eh? Hey Forseti, did you not notice there is a new kind of calendar this month. I am sure the roast/tribute is a one time thing. we were each asked if it was ok. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN HAVE MY DAY ON THE 29TH to shine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 10:06 am
Agreed! I bet you were always picked last for dodgeball Forseti.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:03 am
Forseti you seem to be slipping back into bad habits! Would you expect the creepy, whiny old man at the end of the lane to be invited to the block party? Earn your place or find another.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 14, 2010, 9:31 am
They were interviewing Americans who were going to the World Cup and asking them to name some players, and a lot of them didn't know any. Why pay all that money to go watch a sport you don't care about? Should have gave their tickets to me!!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Jurtje banned... this low-score bombing on tributes is going to end, or every one of these users will be banned on the first batch of bombings. If you don't like the topic, don't vote on it. Vote on the quality of the poster, or not at all. Pansies.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:12 am
As long as USA loses, I'll be fine. This isn't a soccer country, and it drives me crazy when idiots chant "USA" when they can't name a single player on the team... and those idiots who boo an "offsides" call just because it was on the USA team. I digress.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:09 am
On a personal note, I am sure I was cheering just as loud as you were, but keep in mind that you beat a geriatric Australia... not a super team. So, that doesn't mean you can dump on the motifake regulars with impunity. If they take the cup, then yes.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:02 am
I respect your opinion, and understand that it may be annoying to those who don't get tribute posters made of them. I also give you high marks for having class. Although you made this poster, you aren't a crybaby that votes them down. That says a lot.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:58 am
And the fact that they get good ratings should tell you that it's important to us... and it has deep meaning to do these tributes. If you don't understand it, then you have no friends of your own.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sure you make friends and influence people by telling a crowd of friends that they are wrong for sticking with each other, but here, posters are tributes... a show of affection....
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:53 am
There are over 68,000 posters. Shall we just remove a category of poster (chuck norris, fail, jailbait, anime, bikini, food, dogs) everytime someone announces that they don't like that type of motifake?
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:51 am
So, are you unhappy that you weren't on the calendar, or are you against the fact that here, like the rest of the world, we have friends... and we like to show appreciation and respect for our friends, just like we do in real life situations?
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
It's just that I think, some of these pictures should stay in the forum (old discussion, I know). Thirdly: To prove this picture's message, I vote 5 lions! :P
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
Secondly: I don't want to attack someone personally, so please don't even start whining - take it like a woman!! I love you all.
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:07 am
Some thoughts - even if you don't like first postings from the creator... First of all: I want to thank the approver (whoever) to let this pass. You restore hope for me!*g*


FUN FACT - and yet in not amused.


TAGS: fun fact moon length
Rating: 2.06/5
WTF - February 13, 2009, 6:28 pm
Poster FAILS! I think he means "I'M not amused".
barry forton - January 2, 2009, 7:34 am
What the Hell does this mean?


C AND C MOVIE FACTORY - If You Wanted The Worst, You Came To The Right Place!


TAGS: myspace com candcmoviefactory
Rating: 1.78/5
Bob Chin - May 13, 2009, 2:37 pm
Yeah, apparently this particular poster


WIKIPEDIA - Because close does in fact work with more than horseshoes and hand grenades.




facts first -




Ahhh -


TAGS: best employee knows how to pass the buck allocate content satisfaction
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Sorry rerun, never meant to rat ya out. Thanks for the lol lg.
MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 12:03 am
Thanks 'cern
lgvernon - April 7, 2016, 8:22 pm

Whatever it is, Rerun did it.
concern3 - April 7, 2016, 7:50 pm
nice, UP yours


This is an apple. -




Poor Sweden -


TAGS: trump sweden alternative facts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 6:01 am
Thanks
concern3 - February 20, 2017, 4:04 am
Nice, UP yours


Satisfaction -




good ole days -




DID YOU KNOW... - If you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say WTF?


TAGS: listening fact
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:56 am
now I have a vision in my head of you, at a beach, attacking strange legs bahaha!
mariand - October 29, 2012, 1:58 am
I guess it's because you try...lol
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 12:09 am
and mariand, you would know this why.....?
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:51 pm
oh yeah... and it's a place where you can hear the sea waves...or at least, it can feel the smell of the sea... lol


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